O HELLO: I AM BOOTS.
Posted on 08.26.09 to $50 and under by Lindsay
Hi, my name is Charlotte Russe Lace-Up Boots, and I want to be your friend. I am not leather, so cows are happy. I am not knee-high, so you won’t look like a) a pirate, b) a member of a militia, or c) “THE GRUNGE-MASTER”. I am only $39.99, and would like to be your lover, partner in crime, or just your general homie. I have a fake, stacked-wood heel that is like… way better than chunky rubber. Also, in case you were wondering, yes – I do have waffle-stomper soles, baby.
Post Tags: boots, combat boots, grunge, lace-up
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patty added these pithy words on
Aug 26 09 at
2:01 pm
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this is just mean. i can’t even afford cheapass boots. 
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.-= patty´s last blog ..poofie: oh, follow him, for goodness sake. RT @bad_decisions 2 people away from 800! come on, follow me. my shenanigans are cheeky and fun =-.
Holly added these pithy words on
Aug 26 09 at
9:23 pm
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Hmm, I want to purchase these boots, and then purchase a hot air balloon to travel around the world. That seems like an appropriate use for these boots.
Miss Elle added these pithy words on
Aug 27 09 at
12:06 am
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Holly: I think I love you. You’re so 100% right. I’ll split the cost with you!
Sal added these pithy words on
Aug 27 09 at
8:13 am
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Hahaha, waffle stompers. Ha.
.-= Sal´s last blog ..Already Prettypoll: This Old Thing? =-.
Kayla added these pithy words on
Aug 31 09 at
4:12 pm
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Elle, I just had to share… I ordered a pair of Christian Louboutin Forever Tina replicas online for only $145!! I can’t wait till they get here, should be any day!! I got the ones in black, they are BEYOND sexy!!
.-= Kayla´s last blog ..Don’t worry! This will be filled in soon! =-.
Miss Elle added these pithy words on
Aug 31 09 at
11:03 pm
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Kayla: WOW! I can’t wait to see them – you MUST post pics!
