I’ve been known to enjoy a fashion flashback or two in my day, but I know when to stop. I know to put the snap bracelet down if I’m wearing leggings. I know to leave the wedges and daisy chains at home if I’m wearing something flowy. I definitely know to ditch the fake mole and 75 cross necklaces when I’m rocking black sheer with an edge.
American Apparel, once again, does not know when to stop. They are like an anachronistic consumption portal for all who need not define their own style. You’re sure to fit in at the indie rock club if you throw 3-4 American Apparel items on. From basics to “so uncool, it’s cool”, American Apparel has you and your awkward, pedo-stache-wearing boyfriend covered for all your awesome, no-longer-cool trend needs.
That is why this ad exists:
Do not get them now. Run. Run far.