True Romance

This post could go one of two ways:

– It could be a post about brutal, insane, murderous, instable romance a la Quentin Tarantino (& Brad Pitt in a most hilarious role), or…
– It could actually be about concentrated, pure romance.

Fortunately, because there are so few blood-and-guts-related garments or accessories to be had, the latter is our topic of choice on this fine Tuesday.

Last weekend, I was contacted by a shop called Brittany & Cooper linking me to their deceptively kitschy little jewelry site.

The pieces that caught my eye most often were these adorable, vintage-looking love pieces. They’re a little weathered, really mushy-mushy-lovey, and exceedingly charming.

French Love Meter

I’ve never seen this before – how cute, right? I love the idea of a “Love Meter”.

“He Loves Me” Spinner

Please do not use this for real-life situations.

Love Letter

I’ve seen a few incarnations of this one, but it never gets old. (Much like I would assume actual love letters never get old…)

Key To My Heart Pendant

I thought this was precious until I read the description: “OMG! You’ll totally win over your crush with this mega-hot Heart Key Pendant.” Let’s just not think about it. Hey, everyone has a demographic. Sometimes, you’re 10 years older than that demographic.

I Love You Postcard

Awww. S’cuuute. (This one is for the girl who is as cute as the one who got the Love Letter necklace, but requires less attention.)

So, what have we learned?

If you’re a good person: You can give the “I Love You” postcard to your Mom or best friend or something.

If you’re a bad person: These are a really great, passive aggressive way to make your one single friend feel inferior.

Just sayin’.