Colorblock Shoe Porn from Brian Atwood

The fashion gals have just been a-flutter with a slightly more literal version of shoe porn from Brian Atwood.

httpv://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3LWKlN0sWdM

For those whose employer’s internet fun policy stops at “personal e-mail,” let me give you a play-by-play:

A sexy brunette is crying sexy tears of crude oil or something which, at her [insert body part?] turns into a quartet of My Little Pony colored paint, which – due to that pesky law of gravity – can not seem to stop dripping down her like totally naked body. Eventually, the paint slips over her suede, grey ultra-heels and fills each section of the shoe with one of the four colors.

I’m not going to lie – that was sexy. That tiny video is 110% effective in getting me to want pastel, colorblock shoes. Considering the sumptuous kicks in this video retail for $350 – the video was 0% effective in getting me to want those pastel, colorblock shoes.

I’m excited at the idea of ladies walking around the city in these during the winter months because of the amazing, energetic colors that will inevitably light up the entire street. And, if clashing colors and concepts is your thing, these shoes are your key to illogical bliss.

Madden Girl Sybill Pump | $47.45

Qupid Mineral Platforms | $49

Jessica Simpson “Bendie” Platform | $44.50

Charlotte Russe Platform | $20

How would you style these?

Lindsay Ginn

Livin' in your basement, eatin' your canned foods.

  • awesome commercial. who knew you could use sex to sell stuff