Last week, we posted a little preview of today’s outfit post on Facebook, in the form of my tights.

They’re ostrich-patterned, or so I was told, and apparently, they’re also love-’em-or-hate-’em. Baileymarie says “kind of loves them,” while Liz thinks they look like “cellulite under a microscope.”

Oh my.

PS: This is the last time you’ll see this haircut. I’m getting it chopped today!

Lindsay loves how gigantic it is, though. (I admit it: I do too.)

This cute little top has a ruffle that drapes over my breasts in the front, and curves downward to sit just above my belt in the back. It’s like it was made just for this outfit, just for me.

What do you think of the ostrich tights?

Blue top: Gap outlet store, $20.99
Pleated high-waist shorts: Alloy, gift
Ostrich tights: Betsy Johnson via Marshalls, $8 for two pairs
Two-tone oxfords: Miz Mooz via Nordstrom, $89.95
Necklace: huckster on the side of the road, some ridiculously cheap price
Metalic belt: Gap, $19.99.