To those of you who question the type of person who would actually wear neon – I will have you know that I am wearing neon. Yes, right now. This very moment. It’s growing on me, what can I say? I’m wearing it with ripped things and dark things because I’m a little insecure with how… luminescent I am, but I am happy when I look down and see that the top half of my body is a flowing chiffon highlighter.
I don’t think I would do multiple neon colors at one time, though. In fact, the idea that I’m wearing an entire piece of clothing in a neon color is part of what makes me a little tiny bit uneasy. I like starting small with stuff, and this was a big step. I’m stuck here now, and I accept that. You still have time, though.
I also want to take this opportunity to urge you to try neon! Seriously! It won’t kill you, I promise. Just start off with something small like super-cheap sandals or a scarf or something. Wait, not a scarf. That would look awful. Well, actually… do it anyway, maybe it’ll be great. I think everyone should “try” trends as they come out – at least once! – for anthropological reasons, but that’s just me.