Remember when you were little, and you learned about how many stars there were in the sky, and it kind of blew your mind? Well, the Broke & Beautiful version of stars… are sales. Clearance sections. From scheduled markdowns to momentary discounts – there are thousands. It’s impossible to keep up! Everyone wants to save money – sure, but who has the time to skim all of these sales and tell you whether it’s worth checking out or not?

We do, bitches. We do.

We are here for you in your time of “don’t care enough to check for myself.” We’ve got your back. Today, we’re going to give you the lowdown on the Steve Madden clearance section. We’ve been hearing murmurs that it’s pretty good, so we went over it with a fine-tooth comb, and we’ve narrowed down all the options to the top 5 best options.

[1. Langleyy, $48.99; 2. Lagunna, $69.99 (but they’re cheaper at Nordstrom [& they have free shipping]!); 3. Aqqua, $41.99;  4. Valenee, $55.99; 5. Verina, $69.99.]

There are lots of sizes 9 & 10 in many different styles… A good number of toe-floss sandals (which my feet hate) and a LOAD of platforms.

Verdict: If you’re a size 9 or 10 – or have a penchant for platforms – check out the sale.

…otherwise, you’re probably wasting your time.

Probably watching Netflix.