Final Sale @ Alloy Causes Heart Palpatations
It’s time again for a Final Sale, courtesy of Alloy! Right now, you can rummage through their clearance section and snag some hyper-trendy pieces (maybe you kinda sorta a-little-bit want to try the whole loafers thing?) and some decent basics & staples for around 80% off.
Naturally, there are 590 things that we want from the sale, so if you’re trying not to shop today, please look away because we scribbled the prices next to each piece and they are like pocket-change low, so we’re issuing an alert.
Likelihood of purchase: moderate.