I’m not exaggerating when I say that these are one of the most searched-for items on B&B. Literally, “tights with words on them.” No specifications. No need for Proust quotes or catchy hipster phrases. Just words.

So words, I give you. Thanks to the creative photography of American Apparel, I could not tell you what those words were after very close-to-screen analysis, I think they might be Photoshop commands…? But they are definitely words. On tights. So there you go.

> American Apparel Opaque Limited Print Tights: $25 <

Probably watching Netflix.