J. Crew Factory, the less expensive outlet for J. Crew, is having some kind of existential crisis, and have marked down everything in their inventory by 50%. 50% off everything. All the things are 50% off.

No matter how many different ways I say it, I am still kind of bug-eyed.

J-Crew Factory Dresses

Sleeveless Shirtdress, reg. $89.50 now $43.99; Pleated Ponte Dress in Stripe, reg. $98 now $48.99

This includes women’s new arrivals. This includes men’s clothing. This includes shoes. This includes clearance. (Yes, the discount outlet store has a clearance. Seems excessive but I will die before I complain.)

Hurry! This not-normal deal ends on October 12 (that’s Sunday for you work-from-homers)  so if you like anything you see, you’d better jump on it. The prices on the site are post-discount, so that’s the price you’ll pay.

J-Crew Factory Pants

Printed Skinny Jean, reg. $89.50 now $44.99; Skimmer Pant in Neon-Seersucker, reg. $74.50 now $36.99

J. Crew isn’t usually “my style” – which doesn’t have a definition because I have no clue how to define it – because they tend to err on the side of upper-crust prep, and that… doesn’t really fit my lifestyle, you might say. They have lots of cardigans, rugby stripes (which I do like) and blazers and they’re all impeccably made and crisp like linens that someone else washed.

J-Crew Factory Sweaters and Denim

Boy Jean, reg. $88 now $43.99; Boatneck Popover in Stripe, reg. $69.50 now $33.99; Midrise Skinny Jean, reg. $88 now $43.99; Elbow Patch Sweatshirt, reg. $59.50 now $28.99

The sale is on from now until Sunday – get your 50% off! 

Probably watching Netflix.