Usually, I seem to find faux fur appropriate for hoods of heavy parkas and glamorous coats, but seeing these faux fur fingerless gloves at Nordstrom totally opened up a new faux fur avenue for me: gloves.

faux fur fingerless gloves blue

Fingerless gloves are pretty much the top of the line gloves, as far as I’m concerned, because there’s something about having your fingertips covered up that just feels wrong. It has nothing to do with the touchscreen-fingertip thing, because I know that’s been fixed, but I just… need air around my fingertips. I have claustrophobic fingertips with delicate sensibilities, okay?

Anyway, in addition to the badass blue color, they have an oatmeal and a white option, both of which are good but I eat a lot of hot dogs in the wintertime, so sadly they are less likely to be hiding in my coat pockets any time soon.

I don’t know, though. Upon second glance, they both look like they could mask a coffee spot or two…

Faux Fur Fingerless Gloves by Collection XIIX, $28 $14 at Nordstrom

Probably watching Netflix.