You know, we work very, very hard to have nice things. And during slow financial times, it’s simply not fair, nice, or appropriate for ideeli to have these ridiculous sales on things like shoes and shoes.

So when we get our fair-trade (read: Trader Joe’s on sale) coffee in our fuzzy pink bathrobes and open up an e-mail with

Shopping Marathon

in it, knowing full well, ideeli, that we have no excess funds with which to spend on your eternally stunning wares is simply disrespectful.

These shoes are well under $100 and, in some cases, well under $50. I just… I can’t even believe that this is probably the tenth time that ideeli has done this to us and with what remorse?! None.

So, in reading this post, you have accepted a task. That task being: you have to take advantage of this sale. Jen and I just had dinner – do you know what that dinner was? We split nachos on Happy Hour. $5. It was out of necessity. We’ll probably skim the sidewalk later looking for rocks we can share as dessert.

TL;DR: This is a ridiculous list of shoes on sale. On really, really sale. Snag them while they still exist.

$50 and over

There are only five shoes out of our picks that are over $50, the rest – all under. Sexy, sexy, sexy.

Charles David Grayce Sandal | $60

United Nude Frame Lo | $75

United Nude Cup Pure Mid | $65

Dolce Vita Liza | $58

Yep, those are definitely near flatform territory. What can I say? I’m balking on my hatred. (Rare, but it happens.)

$36 to $50

B. Makowsky Paley | $47

Luxury Rebel Harriet | $44

Poetic Licence Feel The Rhythm | $49

$35 and Under

B. Makowsky Jasmine | $35

Zigi Laurenza | $35

DV by Dolce Vita Tyla | $35

B. Makowsky Tammy | $32

Zigi Preppy | $29

Steve Madden Tarttan | $28

Jaguar Fat Cat | $18

Jen has been ogling these shoes for MONTHS, and they keep showing up on sample sale sites at lower prices. $18!? That’s just rude.

Did you snag anything from the ideeli Shopping Marathon? Brag/complain/bitch/moan here!