(We never really get to write posts together. Over at The Demoiselles, it’s a more common thing – but when it comes to reviewing fashion shows and talking about styles we love, it’s hard to translate it… So we’re not going to. Here is our play-by-play of the Luca Luca Fall/Winter 2011 collection.)

Luca Luca

Jennifer Nicole: OK, starting at one… clicking start slideshow….
Jennifer Nicole: now.

Lindsay: THAT RED KILLS ME.
Lindsay: Do you SEE the gray belt on the red outfit matching perfectly to the jacket?
Jennifer Nicole: OH MY GOD.
Jennifer Nicole: Dude, I LOVE the use of fur this round.

Jennifer Nicole: OMG THAT DRERSDGNLIERBGSDGF
Jennifer Nicole: The dress.
Jennifer Nicole: I needed it.
Jennifer Nicole: The gold!

Jennifer Nicole: WHOA.
Jennifer Nicole: Large fur thing.
Jennifer Nicole: Cape.
Lindsay: Yes!!1
Lindsay: Greeny-brown!

Jennifer Nicole: BUH.THAT GREEN BROWN AGAIN.
Lindsay: The SHOES also!
Jennifer Nicole: I could watch that all year.
Lindsay: FUCK, THAT GREEN. EVERYTHING. BAH.

Jennifer Nicole: Oooh, love the sleeves on that robe coat.
Lindsay: Everything is so 40s.
Jennifer Nicole: It IS.
Jennifer Nicole: Want.
Jennifer Nicole: All up in my business.
Lindsay: & I don’t hate that orange.
Jennifer Nicole: Me either.
Jennifer Nicole: Then again, I kind of just like orange, sometimes.
Lindsay: I think orange might be a ~thing.
Jennifer Nicole: I think so too.

Lindsay: WHOA PANTS.
Lindsay: HOTHOTHOT.
Jennifer Nicole: I like burnt orange, mostly because I can wear it.

Jennifer Nicole: Ooooh pa-wait.
Lindsay: I love how it’s like a rainbow of WHOA FURRY.
Jennifer Nicole: What is that.

Jennifer Nicole: OH WHITE.
Jennifer Nicole: WHITE HERE WE ARE WHITE.

(This is where Lindsay loses all communication abilities due to gown-age.)

Lindsay: fskhgejlbge
Lindsay: dkjsfjhbw4

Lindsay: jksdjgjhs
Lindsay: sdjbfeghfg

Lindsay: dsgjenrkhge5
Jennifer Nicole: LEAVES ALL OVER.
Lindsay: DRESSES GOWNS OMG.
Lindsay: OMGOMgOmg.

Jennifer Nicole: OH SHIT FALL.
Jennifer Nicole: gnalregnera

Lindsay: DAAAAAAAAAAMN.
Lindsay: That was sexy.
Jennifer Nicole: Yes.
Jennifer Nicole: Very.

What did you think of Luca Luca? Clearly, we hated it.

To view the rest of the beautiful Luca Luca collection, visit Style.com.