Half Off Everything at J. Crew Factory

J. Crew Factory, the less expensive outlet for J. Crew, is having some kind of existential crisis, and have marked down everything in their inventory by 50%. 50% off everything. All the things are 50% off.

No matter how many different ways I say it, I am still kind of bug-eyed.

Sleeveless Shirtdress, reg. $89.50 now $43.99; Pleated Ponte Dress in Stripe, reg. $98 now $48.99

This includes women’s new arrivals. This includes men’s clothing. This includes shoes. This includes clearance. (Yes, the discount outlet store has a clearance. Seems excessive but I will die before I complain.)

Hurry! This not-normal deal ends on October 12 (that’s Sunday for you work-from-homers)  so if you like anything you see, you’d better jump on it. The prices on the site are post-discount, so that’s the price you’ll pay.

Printed Skinny Jean, reg. $89.50 now $44.99; Skimmer Pant in Neon-Seersucker, reg. $74.50 now $36.99

J. Crew isn’t usually “my style” – which doesn’t have a definition because I have no clue how to define it – because they tend to err on the side of upper-crust prep, and that… doesn’t really fit my lifestyle, you might say. They have lots of cardigans, rugby stripes (which I do like) and blazers and they’re all impeccably made and crisp like linens that someone else washed.

Boy Jean, reg. $88 now $43.99; Boatneck Popover in Stripe, reg. $69.50 now $33.99; Midrise Skinny Jean, reg. $88 now $43.99; Elbow Patch Sweatshirt, reg. $59.50 now $28.99

The sale is on from now until Sunday – get your 50% off!