Revenge?! So close to True Romance?
Yes. Why? Because I’m self-centered. I’m self-centered to the point that everything on this website revolves around me, and where my head is in the world of fashion.
Well, my head just ended a three year relationship, so guess what… Now my head likes the idea of taking revenge on the universe that just turned her life upside down. My head is also a “her”, apparently.
So, I hopped on the “revenge” train, initially, by facing the world in the morning. That was tough. So tough, in fact, that I needed some assistance.
…So I stole his sunglasses.
Yep. Those monster, gold specs are those of my ex-lover, and guess what – he’s not getting them back – sorry, darling!
Sunglasses. Think Lady Gaga, think Anna Wintour, and – oh, every other celebrity in a 500 mile radius of Earth. On days like today, I can’t help but relate to the women who never take their glasses off. I don’t want to look at anyone, catch their eye, get caught staring off, longingly… Nope, just leave me behind my slightly amber wall of anonymity, and my repairs can begin to take place.
I, personally, like aviator glasses mixed with a playlist of the Yeah Yeah Yeahs, DJ Shadow, and Mos Def.
If I didn’t have an ex-boyfriend from whom I was able to steal sunglasses, I might reach for these…
80’s Purple Yanki II Vintage Aviator Sunglasses $10
Tell me stories about how you overcame heartbreak.