If I had to pick one consumer product as my life force, it would undoubtedly be coffee. Not only am I hopelessly addicted to the stuff, but I am the slowest coffee drinker maybe on the planet.
I’m not totally sure why, but my current theory is that I suffer from coffee separation anxiety. I’m never ready for it to be gone. 
Maybe soy caramel lattes aren’t my best bet when it comes to coffee efficiency. I need lots of it to stay happy (a so-far personal choice) and I drink it as slowly as humanly possible. I’m talking a 16oz coffee over 2 hours type of situation. I develop a relationship with it. Maybe espressos are more my calling?
Plus, these are rockets, okay? What more convincing do I really need? (The price helps…)