Sifting through LCD-illuminated sale sections on the internet for hours at a time can make a person kind of insane, not to mention stir crazy. Every once in a while, to prevent mental breakdown, I have to get out and ...
Remember that joke? Where you could never tell if the person asking was going to answer with something like "a melted crayon on a newspaper!" or "a dead cat in a microwave!"? Charming. Charming enough to use as the title ...
Okay, so I know I've been talking up a big storm about fall and how great it's going to be and how awesome leaves are and whatnot... But the truth is: I'm conflicted. I don't know whether to start ordering ...
If you were to look in my jewelry... area in my closet, you would probably be pretty bored. I'm horrible at collecting jewelry, and I've been at odds with non-shoe accessories for years. Something about their inherent versatility overwhelms me to ...
At one point, when I was still in middle school, I had a collection of sunglasses that was unmatched. I remember arranging them neatly and evenly on a shelf that spanned about 60 inches, placing them each about 3 inches ...
Sounds like an amazing burlesque costume, but it's not. It would actually be an awful burlesque costume - there are no rip-away snaps or things to unlace. I'm not even wearing stockings. My shoes are sneakers, for goodness' sake. The ...
Yesterday, I informed you that Marshalls had sent me on a quest to "find my fabulous," and we even deduced that Lindsay's fabulous is a balanced combination of affordable, comfortable and beautiful. Today's conquest involved a bit more... literal interpretation ...
Recently, Marshalls challenged me to "find my fabulous." As I have an exceptionally rich and dedicated history associated with shopping at Marshalls - I wasn't the least bit concerned and happily accepted. But "finding my fabulous" proved to require a ...
I get a lot of grief about my very dark, macabre taste in things. I’ll admit - I’m not your average girl. This fashion moment will be inspired by my birthday party. I’ve had a rough year or two and ...
You have noticed (if you follow us on Facebook) that, and I quote... Today is my birthday, so I have an enormous iced caramel latte, a pair of slippers, and I'm doing WHATEVER I WANT on B&B today. So, in ...
The lovely Lindsay started this post with these words: "Recently, I've been on a "do everything that scares me" kick. I've been making cupcakes on a whim (I never have before now!), made all of my own Christmas gifts for ...
This year was definitely a hedonistic venture, in terms of fashion, for both Jen and me. Jen discovered an immense love of huge, ass-kicking boots, and I stumbled upon a hidden love of bright lipstick and top knots. Among our ...
I am not the girl who paints my nails with red and green polish. I do not pick out red/gold, silver/blue outfits to wear between Thanksgiving and the new year. I am not festive. This bums a lot of people ...
All the things that are wrong. Together. In one place. For your eyes to see. Oh! Wait! Pretty? When Lindsay and I bought these Nine West sandals (yes, we both have a pair, and bought them on...the same...day...) I knew ...
As Lindsay and I gallivanted* around Marshalls last weekend, excited as hell about having gotten together an hour early (specifically to shop), I lamented my conundrum: "I know I should be shopping for fall - it's almost September, for Christ's ...
Sometimes the most casual outfits can be the hardest to put together. I woke up this past Saturday knowing three things: Lindsay and I were going to take photos of our outfits; I absolutely had to wear something really comfortable; ...
Last week, we posted a little preview of today's outfit post on Facebook, in the form of my tights. They're ostrich-patterned, or so I was told, and apparently, they're also love-'em-or-hate-'em. Baileymarie says "kind of loves them," while Liz thinks ...
Ooooh, no. Unfortunately, you will not see me falling in the street in this post. I have tricked you. I do not feel bad. (Hey, you're the one who wanted to see me injure myself.) (I'd laugh, too, it's ok.) ...
I've developed some strange habits. I wear less makeup...except lip products. I'm wearing more lipstick, gloss, flavored balm - you name it, it's going on my lips. I only wash my hair twice a week, and spend more mornings deciding ...
...Rawr? I've been trying to disassociate the idea of leopard print with my memory of bad outfits from the late eighties, with their garish colors, synthetic fabrics and wide, coke-altered eyes. If I really think about it, the reason I ...