I know that I overuse the word "obsessed". In fact, just this morning I wrote an email back to reader, Patty, and I think I dropped the "o-bomb" about 3 times. As far as posts go, the most recently abused ...

I'm unsure how to describe the subject of my current lusting... It's really half pump, half wedge... But it shouldn't be classified as either, individually. It's really a hedge or a wheel... Or maybe a whedgle, but it only works ...