Remember that joke? Where you could never tell if the person asking was going to answer with something like "a melted crayon on a newspaper!" or "a dead cat in a microwave!"? Charming. Charming enough to use as the title ...
I'll admit that every so often, I get a craving to just spend a lot of money. Of course, "a lot" for me is like $100 on one item, so that's ultimately what I consider an "investment piece." I most frequently ...
Closed-toe, strappy wedges are like unicorns. Completely elusive, but so beautiful and full of majesty. Always worth the hunt. These tall, tall wedges by Steve Madden have the unicorn-esque combination of strappy, closed-toe, wedge, and basic. They're all leather uppers, ...
Going along with the tough & comfortable theme from this morning, I thought these oh-so-badass studded wedge ankle boots would be a suitable Monday Wedgie. The buckles are killing me. (In a good way.) I have a buckle fetish and ...
My love of ostentatious shoes knows no bounds. I love fall & winter for obnoxious-shoe-wearing because usually, you're so bundled and jacketed all the time that you don't really get to be too flashy. Unless you're like me and have ...
This is kind of a sad post. Why? Because these shoes admittedly do not come in my size. My size is gone. It's gone forever. (Maybe.) (I don't really know but it hurts less if I stop harboring hope, you ...
Have you ever seen a shoe that more perfectly encapsulated fall? Closed toe, cocoa leather, satin ties, wooden wedge... It's all so cold-weather-y! I had a pair of shoes like this when I was in high school, and they legitimately ...
It's another wedgie with the ankle strap I'm obsessed with. I swear, every time I post one of these shoes, I say this because it's true: so. fucking. flattering. They look tall and gigantic, sure, but you have to remember ...
Okay, so I know I've been talking up a big storm about fall and how great it's going to be and how awesome leaves are and whatnot... But the truth is: I'm conflicted. I don't know whether to start ordering ...
This post has been a long time coming because I have been looking at these shoes for a long time. PUMA was one of my favorite brands when I was in high school, and I had no fewer than three pairs ...
Today, I thought we'd a little nod to the upcoming seasonal shift with a closed-toe wedge. But, as per usual, it's no ordinary-boring-time wedge, it's got details. Swirly, paisley details! Thousands of tiny dots, enhancing your shoes one millimeter at a ...
I'm willing to bet that no one has ever said "there's nothing in my closet except mary janes and it's not a good thing!" or "why don't these mary janes go with anything?" Mary janes are the wild card of ...
My weakness for stripes is particularly weak in the summertime, what with all of the obscenely kitschy "stripes on a boat" and "stripes on a beach" opportunities and all. When I saw these Trey Espadrilles on sale at the newly-forgiven-by-me Anthropologie, ...
On the off-chance that you'd like to escape the summer heat by dressing up, attempting to apply cosmetics to your face, and stepping out in some heels - today's Monday Wedgie is for you. But I have to ask... why are ...
Last week, an awesome reader suggested that we find a Monday Wedgie that is super saucy, and super easy-to-walk-in. So this week, we have a wedge from Target that isn't only under $35, it's also under 3". Pastel pink and ...
When it comes to heels - especially high ones - I need to feel strapped in. This is coming from a girl who once had a string of 6 first dates that included tripping & falling on the sidewalk. Not all ...
Hardware. Gold hardware. Black leather, steel tips, and buckles. Sounds like a recipe for a shit-kicking shoe, right? If you said yes, you're half wrong and 100% right. Shit-kicker? Yeah. Super-freaky-hot? Yeah with extra yeah on top. To be honest, ...
Basics: they're fun! ...Until they're not. Basics are called "basics" because they're not terribly special. They're run of the mill, utilitarian, and endlessly useful. Fun? Not always. Rarely, in fact! But they're eternal. I will never not need a ribbed ...
Don't you love it when you've just paid all of your bills and your favorite shoe brand has something they're calling a "blowout sale" which means it's definitely going to be awesome and you have no expendable cash? Great feeling. Really nice. ...
Polka dot wedges - is this really the first on the blog? Hard to believe... I can hear the Kate Spade addicts foaming a bit - these aren't the Genuine Article, but they do come in three colors and will ...